Friday, December 21, 2012
The Weirdo Outside is Frightful
This lunatic bent on her slaughter
Soon entered, let in by her daughter
The lopped-up crime scene
Made the cops turn lime green
'Cause the goon went berserk when he caught her.
Oliver MacGreevy as a sicko Santa throttles Joan Collins in Tales from the Crypt (Freddie Francis, 1972).